Where smoke, laughter, and zero rules reign supreme!
New year, new resolutions? Pfft—how about new cigars and old-school fun instead? Forget gyms, kale, and awkward “new you” goals—at Robson Ranch Cigar Meetup, we keep things refreshingly real. It’s cigars, booze, and belly laughs, all wrapped in a smoke cloud of zero-commitment awesomeness.
What’s the Deal?
Here’s how we roll in 2025 (and beyond):
* No Fees, No Drama: We don’t do bylaws, badges, or bureaucratic nonsense. No secret handshakes—just good vibes and the occasional hand-rolled masterpiece.
* Politics and Religion Free Zone: Because mixing those with drinks is like juggling lit cigars—someone’s gonna get burned.
* Buzzkill-Free Guarantee: Got bad vibes? We’ve got the door. You’re off the ‘C’ List faster than you can say “ashy attitude.”
Monthly Shenanigans
We meet on the last Wednesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. Just bring:
1. Your favorite cigar (or two—sharing is caring).
2. A drink strong enough to make you forget that kale exists.
3. A few bucks for the raffle, because who doesn’t want to win cool cigar swag?
Sometimes, we even mix things up with a Cigar Swap—where you trade one of your smokes for someone else’s hidden gem. It’s like Secret Santa, but with 100% more nicotine.
Why Join the Fun?
* Laughs Guaranteed: We’ve got jokes sharper than a cutter and stories smoother than your favorite bourbon.
* No New Year, New You Nonsense: We love you just the way you are—preferably holding a cigar.
* Email Updates You’ll Actually Read: Sign up for the ‘C’ List at cigarmeetup.us. We promise not to spam you (unless you consider meeting details and cigar news spam).
So, kick off 2025 the right way—with good cigars, great people, and zero pressure to hit a treadmill. Let’s toast to another year of smoky shenanigans and unforgettable nights.
Robson Ranch Cigar Meetup: It’s the most fun you’ll have with your clothes on. Probably.